Parody Songs

by Rob Merritt

 

Intel Killed the Floppy Drive


Intel is urging computer makers to get rid of the floppy drive. Welp, this
cause me to brake out in song... 
(From Video Killed the Radio Star by the Buggles) 
I remember seeing you back in Eighty Two
Lying awake intent on formatting you
It took a half an hour but I had nothing else to do.

Oh-a oh 
They once said you were high capacity
Replacing tape drives and punch card technology
and now your the problem not the remedy.

Oh-a oh 
I met your children
Oh-a oh
What did you tell them?
Intel killed the floppy drive
Intel killed the floppy drive 

You've stored my MINEs and my TARs,
we can't reformat we've gone too far.
Optical storage came and broke your heart.
Put the blame on CDRs... 
Intel killed the floppy drive
Intel killed the floppy drive
Intel killed the floppy drive
Intel killed the floppy drive

 

Song Titles

While I haven't written lyrics to these songs. Here are some parody song titles for Counter Strike.

Gorillas just want to have guns.
I fought the CT but the CT won.
I shot the CT but didn't shot the chicken.
She ran calling Friendly Fire.
AFK in the usa.
Killing my softly with his gun, singing my whole world with his sidearm.

 

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